Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.