How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What's a feminists favourite type of math?

triggernometry

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy