How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .

Why do all polish names end in ski?

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y