What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !