2 Week Jokes

  • When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

    for 2 weeks.

  • What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

    A two-weeker

  • What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

    Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

  • Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

    The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

  • What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

    A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.