Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
She never let go, Jack.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Lettuce Go!"
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Americas already got two running for president.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
Hide it in a science book.
All he had was a straw-man argument."
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
A fish
To look for the lowest prices.
Tooth-hurty!
