Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Paperback
Coincerned
A hundred dollar bill.
It bucked!
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
A waist of money.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
De fishes
Because they got nun to love them
I love you with all my art!"
Because in charge Yoda was.
Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Student: "By staying home"
It takes four years to get an election.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Hammer Deodorant car?
Both crews were marooned.
100$ bill
A: Homeless.