What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill