How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!