Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Crumby Jokes More Crumby Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter