What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.