How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet