How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.