What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet