Because they all wore mittens.
Paperback
I glove you.
Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.
She was wearing mittens
They put on mittens.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
He wears mittens.
She was wearing mittens.
They wear mittens.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
She had mittens on.
She had mittens !
Pier pressure
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
He ran out of patients.
This is not a drill!"
He got clucky.
A rooster!
Comatoast
She ate her soup before it was cool
A Mugging.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)