I glove you.
Hardcover
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
C Moon
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
She heard he was in a few good men.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Blue Genes... I'll be here all week