How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...