Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.