Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys