Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.