Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.