Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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The snow on top of it has melted.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.