Snowman Jokes
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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
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How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
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Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
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Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!
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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?
Do you smell carrot?
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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?
He was a snow call, snow show.
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Why can't you trust a snowman?
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?
You get a frostbite!
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Why did the snowman smile?
Because the snowblower is coming.
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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.
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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
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How do you make a Snowman smile?
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?
I.C. !
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How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hairdryer!
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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?
He was kinda flakey
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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?
I can see!"
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What does the snowman call his wife?
Snowblower
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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !
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Why did the snowman have his pants down?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
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What di you call a snowman in may?
A puddle!
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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?
Snow balls. Ha
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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
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Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.
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What does snowman say to the other snowman?
What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!
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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?
Because they're in the kitchen melting.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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Why was the snowman infertile?
He had snow balls
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How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an icy-stare!
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Why was the snowman smiling?
He saw the snowblower coming
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How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
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What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
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How did the snowman get happy?
The snowblower came around
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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
An empty playground
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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?
Because the snowblower was coming.
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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?
Pull down his pants.
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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?
Can you smell carrot?
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How do snowmen get around?
By icicle.
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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When is it too cold to build a snowman?
When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.
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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?
Tijuana build a snowman
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Why did the snowman leave his wife?
Because she got plowed by another man.
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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
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What do you call a snowman who cons people?
A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend
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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites !
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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?
Because he saw the snowblower coming
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What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
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Why did the snowman take his pants off?
He heard the snow blower was coming.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle"
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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?
You would get severe frostbite.
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Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a snowbank !