Snowman Jokes

  • Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

    It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

  • How does a Snowman get to work?

    By icicle.

  • Where does a snowman keep his money?

    In a snow bank!

  • Where do snowmen go to dance?

    The snowball!

  • What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

    Do you smell carrot?

  • Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

    He was a snow call, snow show.

  • Why can't you trust a snowman?

    Because they're all a bunch of flakes

  • What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

    You get a frostbite!

  • Why did the snowman smile?

    Because the snowblower is coming.

  • What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

    He ate the dentist.

  • What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

    Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

  • What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

    Ice caps !

  • What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

    Have an ice day!

  • How do you make a Snowman smile?

    Tell him the snowblower is coming.

  • What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

    I.C. !

  • How do you scare a snowman?

    You get a hairdryer!

  • Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

    Because you have to hollow out the head.

  • What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

    dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

  • Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

    He was kinda flakey

  • What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

    I can see!"

  • What does the snowman call his wife?


  • How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

    You wake up wet !

  • Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

    A Snowman.

  • What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

    A: A snowmobile!

  • What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

    Frostbite !

  • Why did the snowman have his pants down?

    Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

  • What di you call a snowman in may?

    A puddle!

  • Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

    He heard the snow-blower was coming.

  • What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

    Snow balls. Ha

  • Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

    He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

  • What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

    Frost bite !

  • Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

    Because he thought his wife was a flake.

  • Where do snowmen put their webpages?

    On the winternet.

  • What does snowman say to the other snowman?

    What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!

  • Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

    Because they're in the kitchen melting.

  • Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

    Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

  • Why was the snowman infertile?

    He had snow balls

  • How do snowmen read their e-mails?

    With an icy-stare!

  • Why was the snowman smiling?

    He saw the snowblower coming

  • How do snowmen travel around ?

    By iceicle !

  • What kind of money do snowmen use?

    Iced lolly.

  • Where do snowmen go to dance ?

    Snowballs !

  • How did the snowman get happy?

    The snowblower came around

  • What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

    An empty playground

  • Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

    Because the snowblower was coming.

  • What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

    Pull down his pants.

  • What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

    Can you smell carrot?

  • How do snowmen get around?

    By icicle.

  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


  • When is it too cold to build a snowman?

    When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

  • What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

    Tijuana build a snowman

  • Why did the snowman leave his wife?

    Because she got plowed by another man.

  • What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?


  • What do you call a snowman who cons people?

    A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend

  • What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

    I came, I thaw, I conquered .

  • Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

    Because frost bites !

  • What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

    A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

  • Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

    Because he saw the snowblower coming

  • What do Snowmen call their offspring?


  • Why did the snowman take his pants off?

    He heard the snow blower was coming.

  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


  • Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

    On his birthday flake!

  • What do you call a snowman in the summer?

    A puddle"

  • What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

    You would get severe frostbite.

  • Where do snowmen keep their money ?

    In a snowbank !