Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.