Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!