What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.