A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend
Hardcover
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Weeeeeeeee!!!
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
Doug.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Erdogone
Turkey stuffing
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Because he neverlands
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
Knightley.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Cancer
A scale letrix!