What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.