Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

How was my soup?

Souperb.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents