How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .