How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.