Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did."

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.