Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly