How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !