Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
A communist party
Just Ice
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Just one, except she scissors it in.
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
You can sleep with a light on.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A: He's the stiff one.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Patty O'Furniture
Mashed Potatoes.
Because he never left the pub.
