What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!