Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.