Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.