Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.