How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.