How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.