How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*