What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

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He has to wait for the verb.

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Good Faraday to you, sir!

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How do German bread greet each other?

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Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

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How do you greet a German baker?

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