What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."