Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."