Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Good Sandwich Jokes More Good Sandwich Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.