Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder