What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!