How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*