What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.