A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Paperback
It was da-press-in.
He didn't give a sh...
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
Kindle
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
They took my hijab!
Juan.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Pho queue.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
Matt
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
now museum, now you don't
NOTHING....!!!
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
A non-prophet organization.
A non-prophet organisation.
Hose B
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
So they can speak more fluently
He was relieved of doodie.
